Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Taking the late bus

The act of taking the late bus, meaning to walk out from a school event with one or more friend, your excuse being "to take the late bus".

A sarcastic remark to let people know that they don't need to know where you're going or what you're talking about.

"Hey Margaret, let's go take the late bus!"

"Yeah, let's ditch play rehearsal for a while."

"What are you guys doing?"

"SHUT UP BEN, WE'RE TAKING THE LATE BUS OKAY?"

by bustaker April 30, 2009

oh she's taking it

when someone (usually a woman) goes something really good at a prestigious event, or just in general.

person 1: did you see Taylor Swift's dress?
person 2: oh she's taking it yasssssssssss

by donatellayeri May 4, 2023

Taking 10

An act of self pleasuring or masturbation which occurs during an interval of time never exceeding 10 minutes. The key to success is having a paper towel and an empty dorm room.

TJ: I'm gonna go take 10 i'll be back soon.
Pete: I stopped taking 10 a while ago now i'm up to 35.

by Travastar June 27, 2009

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004