Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."
"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
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Get the thumper mug.A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.
I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.
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Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
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