Owoja board

A common appliance around the household, this noble device is used to summon a gamer-girl to the premises.

Christian summoned his "girlfriend" via owoja board

by Bitchmaster Bryan January 10, 2020

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now

by pajama rich January 2, 2011

Luigi Board

Alternate name for the creepy ghost summoning thing

Can you burn a Luigi Board?

by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010