Whitney's Miltank

Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.

And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.

Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.

"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."

by Giratinaisprettyepic December 24, 2025

Whitney

Weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Very annoying but fun to be around. Loves books and loves to procrastinate every assignment ever. Or just not do it. Seems like a 4 year old but makes weird sex jokes so isn’t. Overall a very crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really?
Yeah!

by TheStarGirl22 October 6, 2022

SARAH WHITNEY

A thot that loves a cat named Logan clements

OMG your a such a SARAH WHITNEY

by Mitchell Clements June 10, 2018

Whitney

A name used to describe a girl you fucked but can't remember the name. Naturally has a big ass nice tit's and a large afro

Kyle, "Dude who you fucked last night"
Harry, "I don't know, I think she's a Whitney though"

by The girl from the real south November 16, 2019

Whitney Elle

Whitney Elle is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has a smile that could light up the whole universe, and her laugh drives boys crazy, in a good way :). She has amazing style and her hair smells super good, she always smells like vanilla cupcakes. She is the smartest girl in all of her classes and a talented artist who loves to paint portraits of her pets. She is loyal and kind, and a super funny girl.

"Whitney Elle is a natural beauty, I saw her walking at school today and she looked like a model."

by 311311 June 21, 2023

Whitney Young HS

Where all them antisocial bitches with big ass egos go. Where u can go to get raped by every other HS in sports. #1 Shittiest Hoco

All The people that go to Whitney Young HS can eat my left most testicle

by Im good lol November 4, 2021

The Whitney

Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.

Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.

Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!

by Person.forever September 5, 2021