Hey Joe
Hey
You're such a swine
As in pork, ham , bacon, and sausage?
So basically, I just called you delicious.
*Makes poker face* Heh heh heh. NAUGHTY TALK!
Hey
You're such a swine
As in pork, ham , bacon, and sausage?
So basically, I just called you delicious.
*Makes poker face* Heh heh heh. NAUGHTY TALK!
by GDRF December 12, 2015
Get the naughty talkmug. To do a line of Colombian cocaine from a girls cleavage. Named after the infamous drug lord Pablo Escobar.
Dude 1: Dude you looked fucked up.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.
by Dr.Sheen September 13, 2011
Get the Naughty Escobarmug. Any profanity that is used inappropriately, basically a bad word. Usually used in a somewhat mocking way.
by NonCuberCGU April 11, 2017
Get the Naughty Wordmug. The gift of ejaculus from a male's member directly targeting and proudly sported in the hair of an eagerly awaiting female companion.
"I know you said not to cum in your hair but by crickey Shanice, that Naughty Tiara really sets off the sparkle in your eyes".
by lukkas Gray October 1, 2007
Get the Naughty Tiaramug. While getting a blowjob, if any cum spills on the ground, you grab the girl or guy by the puppy scruff and shove thier face in the milky residue while repeditively yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU NAUGHTY DOG!! LOOK AT IT!"
My girlfriend was sucking me off at the cottage, she couldnt handle the massive load and some dripped out on the carpet so i grabbed her by her puppy scruff and shoved her face in the seaman load and yelled "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU NAUGHTY DOG! LOOK AT IT!" . just like you would do if your dog shit on the carpet or anywhere else in the house,you shove their face in it.
by Ball n Hare June 8, 2009
Get the Naughty Dogmug. The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.
My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
by John Brennan July 26, 2008
Get the Naughty Puppymug. 