field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

Field Layer

Anyone who goes nowhere in life.

Someone who goes and spends time laying in other peoples' fields. That Field Layer will go nowhere in life.

by LORD OF SILVER FOUNTAINS January 18, 2007

Mine Field

Any place severely lacking good looking girls. A place with tons grenades.

The biggest mine field is located in Aurora, Illinois, at the Illinois Math and Science Academy.

Bro #1: Dude I'm so glad to be home!
Bro #2: Why?
Bro #1: Because I am finally out of that mine field school of mine!

by Bean4Lyfe October 24, 2010

Polo Fielding

Smoking weed, hash oil, spice etc. on the polo fields. You get really stoned then lay back and stare at the stars (sounds gay but really cool) Normally done with close friends and new people are always welcome. towels are recommended so ur but and back dont get wet. snacks are recommended.As well as portable ipod speakers so you can listen to Bob Marley, Island Music etc .

Polo fielding is alot of fun

by Acfp4life March 5, 2013

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.

Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.

by Sssin November 15, 2016