super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off

i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up

by diggity21 September 18, 2018

bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.

i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.

by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022

Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano

I just blooming Cummed

by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022

shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does

yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms”

by hellrry March 12, 2022