Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day
Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day
Him thank you babe
Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day
Him thank you babe
by Alexdgoat August 5, 2021
Get the August 5thmug. March 5th is national give a girl hoodies and hugs day. Boys you better be making a female happy or that’s the end of ur life right there
Girl: “Hey today is March 5th”
Boy: “Yea so?”
Girl: “Hoodies and Hugs please?”
*Bam instant relationship*
Boy: “Yea so?”
Girl: “Hoodies and Hugs please?”
*Bam instant relationship*
by Holiday Fairy 💕 March 4, 2020
Get the March 5thmug. by gamer girl official November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. Today is the day you kiss your gf\bf!
by Memes2020 November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. little fucking idiots who think they can date and want lots of sex even though they are stupid younglings who think love is when you hold hands and "kiss"
also they think they're smart as fuck
your in 5th grade.
idiots.
also they think they're smart as fuck
your in 5th grade.
idiots.
by munchknommer October 11, 2015
Get the 5th gradermug. International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 4, 2019
Get the November 5thmug. Girl: hey you!
Boy: Me??
Girl: yes you! Your now my husband for the day*hugs boy tightly*
Boy: weird
Girl: no it isn't, it is Feb 5th national find a husband day!
Boy: Me??
Girl: yes you! Your now my husband for the day*hugs boy tightly*
Boy: weird
Girl: no it isn't, it is Feb 5th national find a husband day!
by Boredchild101 December 12, 2019
Get the Feb 5thmug.