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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016
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The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
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ostrich coded

a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.

much like ostriches lay eggs.
daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner
by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024
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the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.
by breaking benjamin November 25, 2013
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Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!
by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017
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ostrich

a cheater or a bitch who’s ugly & runs away from their problems or show off
person1 - “damn, Tiffany was acting like a fucking ostrich!”
Person2- “she’s so fake tbh”
by milkk drinker January 23, 2018
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Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.
"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009
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