Not going to lie the only hot ppl here are stoners. They r bestfriends. You all know the exact two ppl I’m talking about and if u don’t then obviously you don’t go to hartford. Everyone else is bleh and most of the girls are pretty but some are ugly as balls. Also all the seniors here just start drama and then play the victim like just shut up omfg. Anyways if u don’t like Stewart’s or wanna go to Johnson’s cabin grill, then i guess you got to go to granville to get food bud .
Hartford ny
by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022

A quaint storybook village in the Catskill Mountains set among lots of farms and forests. The people are the nicest in the world. The town boasts a family owned gas station, a darling hotel, and lots of cute vintage shops and art galleries. There aren't a lot of people so whenever you see somebody you always have to stop to say hi. Lots of NJ people have vacation houses here but not the rich snobby ones because they would not like to live in the country environment that makes Andes so special.
Andes, NY Person- "Hi! Nice to meet you! Do you need help with directions? Because it can be a little confusing up here!"
Normal Person- " uh, sure were is the Andes Hotel?"
Andes, NY Person- "Oh its just around the corner I can drive there and you can follow me if you want!"
Normal Person- " Oh that's really not necessary!"
Andes, NY Person- " Oh no! I insist!"
Normal Person- " uh, sure were is the Andes Hotel?"
Andes, NY Person- "Oh its just around the corner I can drive there and you can follow me if you want!"
Normal Person- " Oh that's really not necessary!"
Andes, NY Person- " Oh no! I insist!"
by - Farm Girl July 13, 2010

sidney ny is a sad poor village in upstate new york that can’t even afford a proper running store, and “Great american” doesn’t count you poorly functioning people. Plus don’t even get me started on the flyers they hand out in the middle schools about the newly found pedos once a week, and all the stoned 12 year olds walking around, like just can’t get any better down here you know. Can’t believe they have such a big school with such a small town, i mean town towns main street is the same size as every other street here. Don’t even get me started on halloween, i can’t even explain how they do that over here with all the kidnappers out.
Hey Jeremy want to go to sidney ny?
Steve do you want to get kidnapped in the first 24 hours there? i’m good bro.
Steve do you want to get kidnapped in the first 24 hours there? i’m good bro.
by cheese dick003 November 18, 2021

lancaster new york is a town in western ny. if you live here, you know that it's full of white trash, republicans, drug dealers and depressed teens.
their high school football team is unbeatable, and their student section is valid. when walking the halls of the high school, you will find bleached mowhawks, purple haired emos, spray tanned whores and country hick mullet ass smelly teens.
when outside of school, there's literally nothing going on besides crowded basement parties, smoking weed in parks and weird ass middle schoolers hanging around the village.
every kid that attends lancaster high school is addicted to something, wether it be alcohol, nic, weed, sex, attention, or academic validation.
their high school football team is unbeatable, and their student section is valid. when walking the halls of the high school, you will find bleached mowhawks, purple haired emos, spray tanned whores and country hick mullet ass smelly teens.
when outside of school, there's literally nothing going on besides crowded basement parties, smoking weed in parks and weird ass middle schoolers hanging around the village.
every kid that attends lancaster high school is addicted to something, wether it be alcohol, nic, weed, sex, attention, or academic validation.
by cockblaster37 November 3, 2021

Some town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. It has a couple high schools, where everyone only gets the equivalent of a second grade education. The school offers a few basic programs:
English
Math
Science
Ass Fucking
Spanish
AP Ass Fucking
Recess
History
Also the area is riddled with drunks, hardcore alcoholics, stoners, and stinky nigger kids.
English
Math
Science
Ass Fucking
Spanish
AP Ass Fucking
Recess
History
Also the area is riddled with drunks, hardcore alcoholics, stoners, and stinky nigger kids.
"Yo Man, You wanna roll up to Dundee, NY?"
"Nah, Fuck That Son, I don't want to get smoke bombed, raped, or both. . . at the same time."
Hi, I'm Jason
"Nah, Fuck That Son, I don't want to get smoke bombed, raped, or both. . . at the same time."
Hi, I'm Jason
by Anonymous124545464 June 21, 2010

*Wonders into Town*
Derek:(YELLS!)I LOVE THE NY YANKEES
Obituaries Today......
Derek, The Scum Who Loved The Yankees.
Derek:(YELLS!)I LOVE THE NY YANKEES
Obituaries Today......
Derek, The Scum Who Loved The Yankees.
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

A town where everyone’s obsessed with a made up pissing contest with Somers that they always lose in. Full of dads who grew up there on the bench playing sports and wanna relive their “glory days” and their sad pathetic kids who just measure cocks all day. Not to mention full of Albos who would suck themselves off if they could and a bunch of people who can’t pay bills. Not including the school that doesn’t have enough money to keep the lights on in a soccer game just to lose. All the girls look like Shreks shit and the boys look like it after it’s been stepped on. They all hate themselves and each other and can’t handle it to the point where they just hate people who aren’t them. And they grow up playing wall ball with daddy’s little shaft and think there sick because they play with shafts better then anyone else in the state.
“Did you see those kids from Yorktown NY man handle each other’s shaft and balls!”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
“Yeah that’s the one and only thing those scumfucks do well”
by TuskerNotHusker September 1, 2019
