tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.
The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.
by Teabagus Maximus February 08, 2020
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tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.
I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.
by Mason Olrogge April 23, 2007
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Tennessee Hotstick

When a male who is currently chewing tobacco spits his "chew spit" on his penis and then inserts said penis into his partner's anus or vagina.
I threw her the Tennessee Hotstick last night and she howled like a coyote.
by mike208 May 26, 2008
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watertown tennessee

A small town in rural middle Tennessee. Here most of the people ride around in their Cummins trucks and roll coal, hate on fords and chevys, hunt anything that moves including women, pack fatties, and get madder than wet hens whenever their purple tigers lose. In Watertown you’re either related to everybody or you know everybody including munk. Watertown people like to have a dale yeah time and put down some cold beer with the boys and ride backroads.
Hey have you been out to Watertown Tennessee and had you a good ol dale yeah time?
by Urban Dale December 25, 2018
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Tennessee Sweetness

the act of shitting around a cake to give the impression of icing.
Hey, how was the Tennessee Sweetness you had for your birthday?
by HuggyMammoth January 20, 2016
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tennessee twins

1. The offspring of a couple who have baby #2 just nine months after baby #1 was born.

2. Siblings close in age.
Britney and Kevin are the proud parents of a set of tennessee twins.
by KRummy September 14, 2006
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tennessee cornjoeling

When two male hillbillies usally related are fucking each other in the anus behind an old wooden shed. While there coon hound watches.
Get ole Blue out of there Jed and Orville got a little tennessee cornjoeling session going down.
by millman February 26, 2010
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