by Cloutchassr June 5, 2019
Get the T shirt mug.Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..
by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021
Get the T-shirt mug.by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021
Get the Little Italy T-Shirt mug.When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition game mug.1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
Get the Texas T-shirt mug.A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019
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by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017
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