Slow Wit

Someone whose thought process is unnaturally slow, although the person is capable thinking faster.
I can't believe the drivers on the road. I was stopped behind someone who couldn't figure out the light had turned green, until it turned red again. Freakin' Slow Wit!!!
by Opinion Jockey January 21, 2009
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slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time
" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"
by Wearytaco January 10, 2019
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slow creep

When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.
"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."

He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.
by biblicone June 06, 2007
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Slow Steep

Slow Steep is tea that has been brewed by leaving tea in cold water for long periods of time.

***Its Cold Brew for tea.
"Gosh Beck, look at that Slow Steep... I need to get some right now... in a mason jar... on Pinterest.
by ForTheWackard October 11, 2016
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Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning
Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school
by SnoopDodizzle January 15, 2011
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Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation
Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!
by Deke freak May 24, 2018
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