Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Skyrim

Getting or giving a rimjob on an airplane.

After the plane took off me and my boyfriend went to the lavatory and gave each other skyrims.

by iBoy2G January 16, 2023

Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.

Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*

by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021

Skyrim

A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime

Hey want to play the piss game skyrim

by skyrim is bad September 29, 2021

Skyrim Style

Is when you get involved into a 3 way with the dragon born and one of his big dick dragons

Breanna likes Skyrim Style.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Skyrim

The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game

Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing

by Ollie the fucking wizard August 5, 2022