Scroted

A meaningless word that can be used an a verb or adjective to annoy your friends.

Josh: Ethan isn’t scroted

Braxton: I know right? Bro get scroted

by GetScrotedL May 18, 2022

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014

Throat scrote

An alternate/slang term for the uvula

"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"

by _irritant February 15, 2025

Scrote Fote

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick

It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer

by sir climer the great April 13, 2025

ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld

1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."

by immortal scratend August 6, 2011

Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.

Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man

by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025