Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004
The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.
Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.
Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.
Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.
by LatinoLover69 April 24, 2010
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 24, 2017
The saggy titty theory Is the correlation between a females (or male if ur into fat fucks) saggy breasts and horrible blow jobs. Nothing ruins a blowjob more than looking down and seeing her tits touch the floor because the are saggy.
The saggy titty theory is so true! My dick went limp as soon as i saw those nasty repulsive saggy tits!
by black dick whisperer December 21, 2017
-saggy just how I like them
- when ur nan is old and her titties have no support anymore, a balcony bra can be helpful
-often said by wannabe roadgyal and roadmen
- when ur nan is old and her titties have no support anymore, a balcony bra can be helpful
-often said by wannabe roadgyal and roadmen
by YEEHAW17172782 July 08, 2019
by Obediah Rodriguez January 18, 2004