smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"

random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

Smegma

yummy dick cheese

guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?

by bonkersfeet November 28, 2021

Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024

Smegma

Crusty white shit on ya dick that smells like raw sewage and two homeless men throwing shit at each other

Damn bruh he got smegma

by Xx_sadboy200_xX July 3, 2021