squishy seal

A toy

Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 20, 2022

Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-

Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 01, 2021

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat February 13, 2011

Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.

Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!

by Goosey Goose August 07, 2020

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias August 27, 2005

brake the seal

When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.

Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.

by teshhhh August 17, 2010

Navy SEALS

HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide the many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.

When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS

by DEVGRU September 17, 2003