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Rock Paper Scissors
If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.
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Rock Paper Scissors by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025
Running with Scissors
A chaotic, zero-regret lifestyle where a rebellious lesbian ignores every warning label in existence—emotionally, socially, and occasionally literally—charging headfirst into bad decisions, hot girls, and situations that could end in either a great story or minor property damage. Equal parts defiance and thrill-seeking, usually fueled by spite, attraction to the worst possible choice, and the firm belief that rules are just suggestions for people with less personality.
“She met a girl with a shaved head, three red flags, and a motorcycle—moved in two days later and adopted a dog together. Absolute running with scissors behavior.”
Running with Scissors by Va Jay Jay Sinz April 23, 2026
Theater of Scissors
A political expression describing a strategy in which two ostensibly fierce opponents actually act as allies or share the same underlying power project, creating a false polarization that deceives the electorate. The name evokes a pair of scissors: two blades that appear to oppose each other, cutting against one another, yet they are joined at the pivot and work together to achieve a common result. In the Theater of Scissors, the ruling parties perform dramatic conflicts—debates, scandals, policy disagreements—while collaborating behind the scenes to protect elite interests, limit real change, and channel popular discontent into safe, managed channels. The electorate is led to believe it has a meaningful choice, when in fact both options serve the same fundamental agenda. The term is often applied to the Republican and Democratic parties in the United States since the end of World War I, where alternating administrations have maintained the core structures of corporate power, military intervention, and financial capitalism despite their rhetorical clashes.
Example: “Every election season, the two parties scream about existential threats, yet after the votes are counted, Wall Street gets bailed out, wars continue, and healthcare remains a privilege. That’s the Theater of Scissors: the blades cut each other on TV, but the handle is held by the same hand.”
Theater of Scissors by Abzugal May 2, 2026