Rachel is the best person in this world. She Is beautiful and just one of a kind. I got myself a Rachel and it was the best decision of my life. She is Funny, Loving, Caring and truly out of this world. Honestly If you can find a Rachel you are a very lucky person. Don't wait to pick her up before shes gone you will never regret it.
by 12342500 May 30, 2018
Get the Rachelmug. a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.
by daddykins8365 December 10, 2019
Get the rachelitismug. The best person you will ever be lucky enough to meet. You know you don't deserve her because she is too good for mankind. She is the prettiest, funniest, kindest, genuine human being to ever walk the earth. SO DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
Your the best rachel
by PIAVAHT March 18, 2020
Get the Rachelmug. Wow look at that snake reminds me of rachel
by I sit on you! March 11, 2017
Get the Rachelmug. a smart, pretty, blonde who is an amazing friend. she listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. she's usually sporty, strong, and short. she blushes at anything and is bad at expressing herself. she loves nature. an overall wonderful person!
by babyblythe January 5, 2011
Get the Rachelmug. The most beautiful girl man has ever seen. A girl with the personality of a godess. She is the perfect girlfriend, and goes out of her way to please her man. She is so unbelievable funny and unique, any man would be so proud to be with her. She is perfect in every way, and is an example for all other girls in the world to follow.
Friend 1: "Dude, Rachel is pretty special. You're lucky!"
Friend 1: "Dude, Rachel is pretty special. You're lucky!"
by poppinthtcherry216 March 17, 2018
Get the rachelmug. big fat white nasty-smelling fat bitch who took me off the motherfucking schedule with her big dirty white racist ass Oompa Loompa bitch I'm coming for her and I'm gonna beat the shit out of her
"This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'm coming to fuck you up cause you got me fucked up gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry was shit bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there talking about a bitch that had on pajamas but you walking around here in some ten dollar ass jeans on dirty dusty white bitch sit up there behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat white ass bitch
by fuckbitchestheydontmeanshit1 January 31, 2020
Get the rachelmug.