Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato

Less burned nigger

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"

by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017

Potatoes

Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.

If you don't like potatoes I'm going to throw tater tots at you.

by John D. Stabbington October 27, 2022