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Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
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Platonic Pajama Party

An overnight event where two people get into their pajamas chat, drink, watch a movie, etc and do not engage in sexual activities. May involve platonic cuddlinghowever.
I thought there was potential for Netflix and chill, but we only had a platonic pajama party.
by James M Juice December 23, 2019
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Platonic Top

The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.
"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.
by Azeban September 12, 2020
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Platonic

Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.
Jen and Judy's(Dead To Me 2019-) relationship are platonic.
by Jen Harding October 17, 2020
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Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.
Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.
by Pinostar November 9, 2017
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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