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MIchael Phelps 

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
MIchael Phelps by F M Phelps October 4, 2008

michael phelps 

-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!
michael phelps by charlie diep October 11, 2008

Michael Phelps 

The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
Michael Phelps doesn't run, he swims on land.
Michael Phelps by KnightOIce October 10, 2008

Michael Phelps  

1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States

2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.

Michael Phelps  

The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?

Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Michael Phelps by tennisiscool October 18, 2008

michael phelps 

half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
michael phelps is as fast as a fish
michael phelps by zach everest October 10, 2008