panda

the act of a women licking a males asshole while he masturbates.

Man your girl really gave me good panda last night.

by hekatar August 2, 2010

panda

one who panders to other people and/or their interests

wow i don't really like singer-songwriters, but i have mad boners for this kid who does, so i downloaded a load of music by ryan adams and cameron mcgill and rhett miller. i'm such a panda.

by ana b. April 22, 2006

panda

Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.

All the news chicks are pandas these days.

by little boo April 9, 2010

panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Panda Fuego

Military term from a highly specialized Task Force formed to combat the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Panda's, large roaming carnivore's spend up to 16 hours a day chewing on bamboo to solve nutrition problems. Team members on this task force are known to chew on complex national security issues providing asymmetric solutions for 16-20 hours per day while deployed. So the specialized team within a ninja task force who handles problems is called "Panda Fuego".

Used in a sentence: "Launch Panda Fuego"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"

by Soju6 December 21, 2014

rave panda

A person at a rave who blacks out on white substances. Defined by dark circles under the eyes, pale appearance, and disregard for continuing their existence.

You see that rave panda over there? Yeah, lit!

by RxLite April 20, 2017

Master Panda

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

by MaXYx March 23, 2023