Dude this girl just told me she got the dirty pat and can’t fucking walk
My name is Patrick and I fucked my girl so hard her pussy was bleeding and we went blind I definitely gave her the dirty pat
My name is Patrick and I fucked my girl so hard her pussy was bleeding and we went blind I definitely gave her the dirty pat
by Dirty pat April 24, 2020
God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.
by Mister Ignorant May 04, 2004
by Ishwa February 26, 2004
by maxxxito July 23, 2008
The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible
do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
by Apkin November 05, 2007
An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009
a legendary being who, much like Superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast. One who stands in the way of Big Pat pays the ultimate price.
I was at the bar the other night and I saw like 20 guys jump Big Pat! None of them survived and he didn't even spill his drink!
Big Tough Guy: You better call your daddy or something because someone's gonna need to pick you up off the ground.
Keels: His dad's Big Pat.
Big Tough Guy: Oh shiiiiiiiit really?
Chad: Yeah...
Big Tough Guy: So yeah, here's $10...let's keep this between us.
Big Tough Guy: You better call your daddy or something because someone's gonna need to pick you up off the ground.
Keels: His dad's Big Pat.
Big Tough Guy: Oh shiiiiiiiit really?
Chad: Yeah...
Big Tough Guy: So yeah, here's $10...let's keep this between us.
by Keeper of Legends February 15, 2007