Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Oxford, NY

6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.

Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?

Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.

by What should my pseudonym be? October 28, 2023

Morris Oxford

The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.

Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022