You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.

He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.

I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.

by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022

Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance is a fusion between balance and counterbalance you got example A. Most often called perfect balance but it's rather immovable balance like that of a cone being placed in a sphere via phase like fusion always working itself equal in position as the cone inside the sphere is alligned. And B. Genuine perfect balance example being many cones in all different directions evenly being phase like fused inside a sphere where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes productively such as infinity roll or spin. This is more perfect balance in consideration of masses composite build.

The perfect balance of the planets in majority sum leaves one grasping blindly at the event of composition.

by PsymonCasanova May 8, 2024

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022