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occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010
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Occumentary

Those documentary style tv shows about a partucular occupation (deadliest catch, ice road, coal, gas, black gold, trawlermen...etc)
Are we really going to make another occumentary?

There are a lot of occumentaries on television these days.
by Pone101 August 30, 2013
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occupieded

being occupied in the occupization
im finally going to be occupieded
by user723 August 14, 2018
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Occupational Therapist

A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.
Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.
by FLShelley November 23, 2021
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Occult

"Occult
1. Having to do with parnanormal or metaphysical activity and/or phenomena

2. The unseen; hidden

3. Understanding and practice of sacred knowledge possesed only by those worthy of it
Shay'oul is a student of the occult"
Source: Shay'oul, Dec 19, 2003


^You are worthy to burn in hell.

Call the occult what it is -> Nazism and Satanism used to brainwash people.
I piss on your sacred "top secret" knowledge and on YOU with your holier than thou snobbery that makes you think that YOU are worthy and others are not.

What you really do is brainwash people who you deem unworthy to receive your special brainwashing techniques.If they were deemed worthy("evil") by you then you would depart your sacred secret brainwashing knowledge unto them so that they could manipulate others.

You are a child of the devil.
by HELL AWAITS March 9, 2005
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Blow Occupation

A cleaner way to say "Blow Job"
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Taking a guys penis (and/or balls) in your mouth and sucking, kissing, licking, etc it and making him climax. The term is a misnomer. There is no blowing involved, but rather some suction.
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Oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
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To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
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To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan.
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What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Several men are probably jacking off to this imagining that they were receiving a Blow Occupation from me, AutumnSexyPants.
by Autumn-Sexy-Pants April 20, 2011
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Occult

secret hand lotion available only to those hot dog milkers worthy to receive it
by bite my shiny metal ass February 22, 2005
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