a simple piece of sh*t, who some may find charming and funny, has real low self-esteem and has some issues. so stay away from him
"ew, that loser owen is here"
by ô11111 May 27, 2019

A very bubbly sweet kind guy who will do anything to get the girl he likes is kinda of the class clown but is really clever very tall good at talking to people also would look nice with a Emma Hannah Emily or jen
by Hi my name is Ben December 8, 2019

Etymology: first occurance of move in Wagrain Hefting Contest, April 2009, named after performer of move (Owen Hicks).
In Hefting, an Owen occurs when two or more Hefters attempt to Heft another simultaneously when the Heftee is out of the bed Hefting another and, thus, the Hefters attempting to Heft them end up fighting each other instead. Due to this, the Owen (the absent Heftee) has essentially hefted three or more people without laying a finger on more than one.
In Hefting, an Owen occurs when two or more Hefters attempt to Heft another simultaneously when the Heftee is out of the bed Hefting another and, thus, the Hefters attempting to Heft them end up fighting each other instead. Due to this, the Owen (the absent Heftee) has essentially hefted three or more people without laying a finger on more than one.
Will and Mark tried to Heft him at the same time, but he was Hefting Johnny, so they got Owened/it was an Owen.
Ow'n'd, bitch!
Ow'n'd, bitch!
by Literary_Ditch April 11, 2009

by anonymous December 3, 2017

Another word for gay, homosexual, buttpirate.
Owens are the guys u want to stay away from if you wish to not lose your virginity to another man
Owens are the guys u want to stay away from if you wish to not lose your virginity to another man
guy 1: hey look at that guy.
guy 2: wtf is he hitting on another man?
guy 1: yea hes definitely an owen.
guy 2: wtf is he hitting on another man?
guy 1: yea hes definitely an owen.
by cooool cat April 30, 2009

1. a term used to define a person having social paranoia.
2. a half man half boy who tries to lift extreme amounts of weight to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity.
3. A man who has an inverted tricep or lack of definitive muscle on the bicep.
2. a half man half boy who tries to lift extreme amounts of weight to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity.
3. A man who has an inverted tricep or lack of definitive muscle on the bicep.
1. he always thinks were talking about him. It' so owen of him.
2. Did you see that guy in the gym trying to lift as much as those big guys? He was definatley pulling an owen.
3. Wow, did you see that guys arms? the were definatley owen'd
2. Did you see that guy in the gym trying to lift as much as those big guys? He was definatley pulling an owen.
3. Wow, did you see that guys arms? the were definatley owen'd
by social paranoia June 2, 2008

"Oh shit, there goes Owen with his anime body pillow again!"
"Yeah dude, he's such a fucken weeb for christ's sake."
"Yeah dude, he's such a fucken weeb for christ's sake."
by DAMMNNITBELIKETHATTHO June 16, 2018
