A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
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"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
Get the Flag-Wiper mug.A Roblox player who specifically despises Deepwoken with no particularly good reason. They probably hate it through seeing too much of it or as the word suggests, wiping at The Depths for the first time then quitting and hating the game afterwards. You can commonly find this creature when you mention or reference deepwoken in a community outside of its fanbase.
Guy 1: *posts a deepwoken meme*
Guy 2: man go back to midwoken bitchass mf dump your unfunny shit somewhere else
Guy 1: nigga stfu you're probably that goofy ass nigga who hates deepwoken with all their heart just because you got gripped by an etrean guard at your first 5 seconds of playthrough and then wiped to a sharko at the depths fucking owl wiper.
Guy 2: man go back to midwoken bitchass mf dump your unfunny shit somewhere else
Guy 1: nigga stfu you're probably that goofy ass nigga who hates deepwoken with all their heart just because you got gripped by an etrean guard at your first 5 seconds of playthrough and then wiped to a sharko at the depths fucking owl wiper.
by imp fuck2 March 3, 2023
Get the Owl Wiper mug.As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
Get the Side Wiper mug.A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023
Get the Standing wiper mug.A "Lootbox Wiper" is a group of players on ecpe factions that are known for wiping everyone in /pvp.
Lootboxwipers have zero comp.
Litterly zero competition.
A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005
Litterly zero competition.
A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005
by acertainswerve December 10, 2023
Get the Lootbox Wiper mug.Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
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