You can be my little vegetable
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
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Get the ❤️ 🔥mug. 
by Siwba January 19, 2023
Get the ❤️ 🩹mug. A heart to tell the other person that they healed your broken heart. They will always be by ur side and you helped them through the bad times.
by ibukipoglesbian June 27, 2023
Get the ❤️ 🩹mug. by Captain_Skrunkle_Shitstain32 December 10, 2023
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