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Democracy

Something that seems reasonable to people at the left side of the intelligence bell curve but eternally frustrating people on the right.
"Did you see the new episode of big brother?" "No. Sorry, I don't have the patience for democracy."
by anon136 March 7, 2015
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Democracy

A form of government where citizens vote directly on laws or elect representatives to make laws for them. It, in fact, DOES work, but people are dumb and vote for the wrong people.
The country switched to Democracy cuz monarchy was not workin at all.
by redsdeadgaming September 18, 2025
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democracy

Revised definition for 2020: A form of governance in which only Republicans are allowed to win.
Trump lost by 7 million votes, filed over 50 lawsuits and lost all of them, and was rejected by the Supreme Court twice. This is NOT DEMOCRACY!!!
by causticAnatomy December 13, 2020
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Arsenal of Democracy

A psuedo-random coined by President Biden's address to American Public on the Israel-Palestine and Ukraine-Russia conflicts to describe "tools of ethnic cleansing of (mostly women and children) civilian populations, because the adult military age males have all been turned into human shrapnel by the military industrial complex, headed by BlackRock, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin's profiteering war machine, as part of America's undisputed role as World Police, escalating foreign conflicts in countries that hate them, using their for previous usage of their "Arsenal of Democracy".
The American "Arsenal of Democracy" Indiscriminately slaughter an estimated 150,000 - 300,000 innocent civilians during the unjustified and unprovoked Iraq War and WMD false-pretense, as a response to the World Trade Centre 911 Attacks, where sitting President Bush didn't take geography, and blamed the wrong country, and then became the most prestigious war criminal in the 21st century.
by sane-person-in-a-crazy-world October 19, 2023
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the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up
"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
by fatherless 124 March 14, 2024
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late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024
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Social Democracy

ˈsō-shəl ˌdeməˈkrasē

A political system that balances capitalism with a strong commitment to social justice and welfare. It aims to regulate the market economy to prevent exploitation, reduce inequality, and guarantee fundamental rights like universal healthcare, education, and workers' protections. It believes democracy isn't just about voting but also about ensuring everyone has the real means to participate in society. Social Democracy tries to create a fairer society without dismantling capitalism entirely, promoting gradual reform over revolution.

You're a threat to everyone tho.
Journalist: Are you a Communist?

Olof Palme: No, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Are you a Socialist?

Olof Palme: Again, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Soo, a capitalist?

Olof Palme: Dumbass, I am apart of Social Democracy, and I am in a Social Democratic party.
by Bobert Bob Boberson August 10, 2025
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