The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Brady Noon

CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: Who is that cute guy?

Person 2: That's just Brady Noon

by bomb.com123 April 29, 2024

go kys and noone loves you

a sentence used for discord moderators

discord mod : hello my e-kitten

you : go kys and noone loves you

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025

noon

The time when the sun is highest in the sky. It actually tends to come after 12 pm, because most time zones are too early. Especially when daylight saving time is involved.

Please don't use the term "noon" to mean 12 pm, as it actually tends to come later than that. And please don't use it as a euphemism for the N-word. We cannot have "noon" become a slur. Please stick to its original meaning.

Noon is halfway between sunrise and sunset.

by ensam November 14, 2022

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am

Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

by hehehehawwwwwwwww2 October 6, 2022