damp napkin

When your girlfriend gets her cum in her in your beard

Dude I ate my gf out and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018

Napkin Arms

Putting your arms by your sides, then raising your fore arms and waving them up and down with your hands outstretched (like so your thumbs are pointing to your eyes and your hands are flat like if you were going to slap someone) saying "napkin" many times. It's used when your hands are too messy to get one yourself, or you're just lazy.

"Napkin! Napkin! I really need a napkin! *does napkin arms*"

by Napkin Armada March 4, 2009

West Virginia Napkin

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

by LA Walk February 3, 2021

Picasso's Napkin

Legend has it that Pablo Picasso produced a sketch on a napkin in thirty-seconds and then demanded one-million dollars for it. Ludicrously high prices have been paid for real-world napkin doodles simply because a celebrity produced it.

So, a Picasso's Napkin is when something of little inherent worth or value, that took little time, effort, or talent to make, and that most likely could be made by just about anyone, is produced, and yet is over-esteemed as a great work of art or over-valued at a high price simply because of a name attached to the work or the name of a person who produced it.

That Red Solo Cup song by Toby Keith is such a Picasso's Napkin, any drunken frat guy could have made it and posted it to You Tube and no one would have noticed, but TOBY KEITH acting like a drunken frat guy, ahhhh, now that's brilliant!

by Gill Malankhoney (7) May 22, 2012

Gimmie dat napkin

A unique way of asking for sex. Napkin being another name for lady parts.

Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."

by aly79 June 23, 2008

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011

New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008