muffin

When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

by Charon October 13, 2004

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in the muffins

bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway

John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.

by Ryan & Andrew April 05, 2008

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Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Waffle, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.

by Relic January 16, 2005

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the name of my fiancee's dick top of the dick shaped like a muffin

mr. muffin

by Vampire0Princess December 21, 2009

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A word that can be substituted to replace any object.

I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.

by Cisco 2 February 21, 2010

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