motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.

I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".

by Quaoar May 17, 2006

GTA motherfucker!

expresion used when you run someone over. Especially used by Mike Epps.

Mike Epps running over a zombie: GTA motherfucker! Ten points!

by coolio5251 September 22, 2006

high as a motherfucker

1. Mad fuckin high.
2. High as hell

man im high as a motherfucker right now.

by perce April 28, 2006

pineapple motherfucker

Someone who beats sexual partner with a pineapple during sexual intercourse through back door and/or front door.

My ass is so sore from my pineapple motherfucker.

by TittyHop March 8, 2016

Cockface Motherfucker

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.

"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"

by TheBossB March 1, 2015

cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.

Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.

by OblongOne September 7, 2016