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mosher

Someone who knows they are, not thinks they are just because someone said so.
Mosher 1: Check that girl there

Girl: YEAH I'M A MOSHER :)!!

Mosher 2: Ummm no you're not. Name one good band.

Girl: Uhhh Paramore?

Mosher 2: WRONG!! Fucking Scene Kid.
by your face isn't nice August 24, 2008
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Mosher

Prehistoric rocker.
Before depression, drainpipes and emo, there was light-heartedness, baggy jeans and moshers.

These were people who listened to a wide variety of rock music, but weren't particularly interested in fashion. Playing guitar out of genuine interest and skateboarding among teenage moshers was very common, unlike today, where many are too self-conscious to attempt any sport activity.

Attire can include anything from casual everyday wear, to So-Cal statements such as dickies shorts and high socks a-la Blink 182, to baggy hoodies and jeans, often with chains attached. Skinny jeans had not yet been invented.

Genuinely want to have a good time whilst moshing and headbanging in the 'mosh pit', hence where the word 'mosher' originated. Generally open-minded, fun, and nice people, always up for a party, often have many 'mosher' friends. Are indifferent to dirt and greasiness. Hate labelling or stereotypes. Only known enemies are jerks, chavs, neds and council estate working class pyromaniacs.

Most popular from the early-mid 1990's to early 2000's.
Extinct by about 2002.
Chav: 'See that mosher, mate! F*ckin' goth freak, like! Oi, turn around before I break you're f*ckin' jaw with me kappas, like!'

Mosher:...
by Axlsucksballs January 15, 2010
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mothership

friend: dude cant you come 2night?
you: neg the mothership wont let me out! 0_o
by Serpent May 13, 2005
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Mini Mosher

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.
Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are
by Matt December 11, 2003
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Mosher

A mosher is someone who dosent really care what you or anyone else thinks. They are really nice people and really only hate chavs. They are not greasy, dirty or unclean. They dont nessicarly have long hair and they dont cut. They do love rock music and just haveing fun. Im a mosher, and thats because i love to mosh at shows. im currently whearing jeans, a NIN t-shirt and my converse. i love being a mosher. we stand up for whats right and just.
i cant give one because Moshers are not all in the same category
by luckynumbers7leven January 10, 2011
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Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012
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Mothershithoe

That new girl is such a mothershithoe.
by TwiTNiT January 1, 2015
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