ménagassage

The term used when 3 friends are scheduled to get a message together OR their appointments are at the same time. It's not as romantic as a couples-message but a bonding experience, nonetheless.

Our ménagassage is scheduled for 9am at the Blue Lagoon!

by ToiletSeat via KiKi November 30, 2011

monigamy

Refers to a black man being devoted to only one baby mama.

After 8 years of cheating on his wife with bitches and hookers, Jerome has lived the last 2 years in complete monigamy.

by macrugger8 September 19, 2012

Monogabomb

verb. To assault one's love interest(s) with a desperate need for monogamy and possession in an otherwise already open relationship, thus exploding the entire thing.

noun. The event in which this takes place.

"Oh did you hear? She got wasted and totally monogabombed her boy toy the other night."

by Ophylia September 5, 2012

monogamiss

1. A woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.

1. -How's your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.

2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.

by gurgoob September 20, 2012

mongangbang

When you attract giant asexual sperm from outerspace that come down to earth to inpregnate everyone

I'm going to mongangbang

by Gamebang October 13, 2016

Mongathong

An absolute and utter retard,

payton is a mongathong

by Payton Suhku March 7, 2018

mongacha

Mongacha

Irish slang

Also known as mong

To be stupid

"Oh you mongacha"
"Go away you mongacha"
"Theres too many mongachas in my school

by Lolzaz August 10, 2018