by D Shok January 18, 2017
Get the Maria mug.Her name is Maria Mendolia. She the most prettist girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, and intelligent. Her eyes must her been cut from stars.
by lehighton boy October 21, 2010
Get the maria mug.The hottest girl(Usually rich)at your school that nobody will ever get to fuck except if your a rich white preppy football player.A Maria can be of any race but mostly is one of those rare few super rich mexicans.
Guy#1-"hey dude did you see that one rich Mexican girl I was talking too yesterday?
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"
by ericthecutebunny March 25, 2009
Get the Maria mug.by Lolxl November 28, 2018
Get the Maria mug.Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.
boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best
by jadennn1 June 17, 2022
Get the Maria mug.Maria is talented, gorgeous, sweet and shy
She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.
She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.
Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.
She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.
Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
by Annewithlove November 21, 2021
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