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The Eskimo Maneuver

First insert an icecube into the women's vagina and then begin intercourse and when ready to finish, pull out and blow your load all over her face as if it were snowing. Then she'll know what its like to be an eskimo!
Last night, that shawty got straight up cold and got the ESKIMO Maneuver!
by the mexi and whitie November 10, 2008
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The Lincoln Maneuver

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.
"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"
by Drake Gray March 17, 2010
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Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011
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UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.
When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.
by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013
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undergrip snakejaw maneuver

Firmly but gently open the jaw manually
She was biting down so i I had to use the undergrip snakejaw maneuver.
by sirsword June 26, 2014
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butt sex maneuver

When you basically go in from the back and you insert your dick hardly into the asshole and then you can maneuver the girl.
Uberduber butt sex maneuver!
by Uberdangerous June 16, 2016
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The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.
When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.
by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019
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