ass munch

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

by x January 22, 2003

Bum Munch

When a person has their trousers or underwear stuck up their arse crack.

Oh my god that girls got major bum munch!

by vix&es October 14, 2008

Munch Box

1. A term used to lick the vagina of a girl.

2. A nick name used for a girl. Usually girls named Anne.

Carpet Muncher

1. "Hey there, Can I please lick your vagina? Okay, thanks."

Anne: "Hey Chris!"
Chris: "Munch Box!"

by David Logan February 13, 2008

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

munch oven

Much like the "Dutch Oven" this is when you send your "significant other" under the covers to give you oral and you silent fart. You then keep them trapped under the covers giving you oral until completion.

My boyfriend got a little surprise when he was giving me oral under the covers last week, I put him in the munch oven.

by The Plurimi January 23, 2014

Bunch the Munch

Bunch the Munch is an amazing person, who is besties with Moosey Goosey. Bunch the Munch is funny, an extrovert and an aquarius. Bunch is awesome, and an amazing friend. Bunch is a cutie😘. Bunch is the type of person who will make you cry of laughter they will have no idea what they did to make you laugh. Bunch is OBSESSED with banana's.

Random person "HAhahahahahaha he is so funny"
Moosey Goosey "Yeah that's my best friend Bunch the Munch"

by Bunch the Munch May 31, 2021