Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

3d terraria but its just as good

Person 1: wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: maybe later I’m playing terraria right now

by A terraria gamer October 27, 2020

Minecraft

A cubic game that's is made out of cubes and there are no round things in the game. Every word, item and block is cubic. Minecraft is made by no other group then Mojang. Many Youtubers play this game with the "Caves and Cliffs" update there are new things as in lightning rods, copper, copper blocks, copper stairs, tuff, stalagmites, candles, the new warden mob, dripstone caves, improved cave generations, lush caves, new cave flowers, timed leaves, a new mob axolotl, Archeology system, crystal geodes, Stalactites, Goats and More varied snow.

you: Creeper, awww man Minecraft: :DDDDDDDDDDDD you suck.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

Minecraft

game of the year

me; Minecraft is better than fornite.No questions thats the right answer

by MsRainbowGutz October 19, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020

Minecraft

The name means that you "Mine" for resources, and "Craft" things with the resources that you got from mining. Hence the name Minecraft. Also killed Fortnite and became number one in 2019 😎

Gaymer: hey dude wanna play Fortnite

Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft

Gaymer: eww kid game

Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you

Creeper:

by PhilipDaMaster August 14, 2019