The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Bishop Lynch High School

A college preparatory academy in Dallas, Texas. Also a living hell. Overworks students, most of the students suffer from depression and anxiety due to the workload.

Bob: "I have 7 hours of homework every night."
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"

by poopskrrt May 24, 2022

Lynching

A negative cuntedness approach to life

He was lynching the idea of getting around the boys

by RexCHunt October 13, 2020

Damon Lynch

Pulling a Damon Lynch is not showering for weeks and end Aswell as being obsessed with travellers.

David:He hasn’t showered in ages he’s pulling a Damon Lynch.

Simon: At least he doesn’t smell as bad as Swamp Ass

by SomeMan12349 April 20, 2022

jay lynch

A name most found in ireland the name dates back to the 1759 which was a another word for gay people or men with vaginas

wow hes a real jay lynch

by thereal_nonce June 27, 2020

Adam Lynch

A Ginger who is extremely racist and likes Dream SMP

Adam Lynch just said multiple slurs!

by Coop.sheisty.shmonky May 12, 2022

Leeland Lynch

He is the pimp child of pimp daddy Mr. James. He attends Richwood middle school (RMS). He loves to wear his green hoodie, and talk to his friends Denver, Caden, and snow white Jace.

Leeland Lynch pimps up everyone.

by BOBOTHEHOBOZC April 30, 2024