She plays a shy and awkward girl who’s in love with a vampire but also a wolf at some point. Low key hates the lochness monster, also known as nessie. Ends up being a vampire too. Overall a good person but she stutters a lot.
Boy named jacob black: Bella where the hell have you been locaaaa
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *hugs long haired Jacob black

Edward Cullen: hold on tight spider monkey
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *proceeds to hold tight while running up a tree at an alarming rate
by effervescent Snails November 23, 2021
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This is someone who is always kool..born kool...stays kool...funny ...and just kool..
Hey there's Kristen she so kool..she definatly didn't get that at Walmart...
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A woke Karen. She likes to think she’s open minded, but is just a Karen is disguise. Example: constantly complaining how bad it is for blacks in America, while she herself is white and from a privileged background, and does nothing to help black people.
She’s just a Kristen, who likes to scream about injustice while sipping chai lattes.
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Most beautiful woman in the world, has the biggest heart and most beautiful smile. Every time I look into her eyes I feel an intense wave of emotion of love.
I am in love with Kristen
by Loverboy04 December 20, 2020
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An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.

The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
Kristen Stewart is a definition of hypocrisy and degenerate.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021
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Faggot at heart.
Penetration by straight means.
Kristen Harrington the true llama penetrated by man but truest loved woman
by Washington USA April 20, 2019
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The PERFRCT duo.

Two amazing human beings . Who have a super ability to astral project and fuze together there spirits through the physical act of the Kristen deepthroating the Devins very large penis. This creating the super god like entity known as... KRISDEV...!
by DosPac January 12, 2021
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