Me: Somebody called me a Kimberly 2008, I started crying.
Other people: Brooo, get away from me, you are a menace to societies!!
Other people: Brooo, get away from me, you are a menace to societies!!
by Darkest Man July 29, 2021

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014

A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything. She is always willing to give a helping hand no matter who its too. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her for her amazing charm. Tends to be very sexy and confident. Good at everything they do. May be synonymously with PERFECT.
by GloryGrilfergibc January 31, 2010

my love. shes amazingly beautiful, and id do anything to make her happy. i love seeing her smile, and making her laugh. she means everything to me, and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
by Sam Monte December 6, 2011

A dirty kimbery tries to be and act as a top but ends up being a bottom. She’s probably girly but doesn’t know. Or is she
by CheesyMilf69 July 8, 2021

aka "Dancing Kim" actress, comedian. Affiliated with Troubadour Theater in LA, Calif. "Rock of Ages" promo ad, "Don't Stop Believing" singer.
by NCMoore February 6, 2010

A awesome sexy gorgeous good girlfriend she is always there for her friends she hates bullies and her bestie is Charlie
by buttfell December 2, 2014
