Kaloyan

The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Yakimov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.
Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Yakimov. Shit's about to get real awesome!

Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?

Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!

Everyone loves Kaloyan !!

by Kaloyany January 9, 2018

kalonismes

The best person on the world

You're so kalonismes

by nahuel March 10, 2018

kalooping

Cuddling and eating fruit loops

Women like kalooping

by Alamma Pathology May 22, 2018

kalooping

Cuddling while eating fruit loops

Women like kalooping.

by Alamma Pathology May 22, 2018

Kaloka

Hawaiian word for a homosexual male.

Damn, dat boy be acting all Kaloka. He must be gay.

by Sandlot7 June 14, 2018

Kalagianed

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.

Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.

by Oogabooga October 12, 2018

Kelogg's

A type of cereal that is made from corn and could also be called kelogg's cornflake. Is 1 of the best seller in USA. It taste better with milk and could be useful for a breakfast. Kelogg's is also known as Raina's (aka a smart bish from Indonesia) bf. He and Raina have been dating for 2 years until Raina made a hoodie labeled Kelogg's.

F: OMGGG IT'S KELOGG'S RAINA'S BF
A: OMFG KELOGG'S KELOGG'S KELOGG'S
R: Geez chill guys it's just a hoodie why are you calling it my bf?

by Genius dumb hoe October 17, 2018