by NJP23 January 10, 2012
A metro area covering three states with a total population of 110,000. Home of Sue Bee Honey, Jolly Time Popcorn, and Gateway Computers. Sgt. Floyd on the Lewis & Clark Expedition was buried here at the site named the first U.S. National Historic Site. With its history in the Missouri River and Stockyards, the City now faces an uncertain future. The population is somewhat diverse with nearby Nebraska reservations and large packing plants.
I happened upon Sioux City, Iowa on my way to the Black Hills. My college roommate went to Heelan Catholic High School there.
by Cheruvian June 26, 2006
A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)
You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
by dndn95 December 02, 2009
When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 26, 2019
When a hardcore person from Iowa tattoos the shape of the state on them. Generally their area code is somewhere inside.
by xPHILLIPMORRISx December 13, 2010
A mythological city inhabited by obscenely ugly females discovered by Lewis & Clark, but is now a term to describe a general gathering of unattractive women. Examples: University of Chicago, Stanford University.
The girls here suck, we must be in Boo City, Iowa. I got no bid on this place. This place is single boo minus and falling fast!
by Rufus McDoofus November 18, 2003
It is when one ejaculates in the bellybutton of another and then takes a finger and swirls it around then the finger is licked clean.
by Steelman696969 September 01, 2016