Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

by Jiggityliggity March 16, 2024

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it
by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018

A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.
I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.
by Gagz88 January 19, 2023

A place to hide alcohol, weed, condoms, dildo, math, crack, kokaine, more weed, even more weed, beer, and pencils
by IchBinHartWieKruppstahl September 26, 2019

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

by Josh is my name July 11, 2020
