pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

fuck me in the ass

its usually used when something you hear is utterly unbelievable,, for a moment u feel u'r dreaming,, thats when u ask the other person to fuck u in the ass so u know its not a dream from the pain arising from the fucking

"theres a surprise test tomorrow" says Nik
Sam: "oh man,, fuck me in the ass.."

by bee kalaria April 24, 2009

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

by Emberlee77008 follow musically May 9, 2018

check me in the back

The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure

"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"

by Austin Caballero March 12, 2014

Rape Me In the Ass

More commonly referred to as Rape Me in the Ass. This phrase is not meant to be taken literally but to symbolize one's indifference towards a situation.

Person 1- "Dude, you sooo shoulda been there!"
Person 2- "...Rape me in the ass."

by JBurns10 December 26, 2009

Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009