horizontal aerobics 

Another way of saying sex

Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics

horizontal aerobics by _mike-oxlong_69 December 21, 2024

horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.

Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”

horizontal engineering by Jus0 May 1, 2025

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

Horizontal Sword-Swallow by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

Big glock horizontal 

Lil Uzi Verts retarted cousin.

Big Glock Horizontal: today we gin be pranking eternal atake when it gets home!
1 year later: Still there

Big glock horizontal by biguzihorizontal May 5, 2020

Double Horizontal 

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

Double Horizontal by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

Getting Horizontal 

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

Getting Horizontal by teejones February 14, 2010

hit the horizontal 

To lay down in a horizontal position. To go to bed, catch some z's, hit the sheets, etc.

What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.

Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.

hit the horizontal by Ohsweetbro March 29, 2010